FAN TESTIMONIALS
Real messages from real fans* of Drake
*Realness not guaranteed. Some testimonials may be from Drake's family members.
FEATURED FAN MESSAGES
CoachAtTheAcademy
from Mat 2, Waiting
"Drake could do well at Pan Kids if he trains. I've told him. I've texted him. I've watched the read receipt appear. If anyone sees him, practice is still on Tuesdays. It has always been on Tuesdays."
TheEntireFriendGroup
from Food Court, Table by the Pretzel Place
"He talks constantly. Hilarious guy, never stops. We hear his family gets one syllable a day and honestly we can't explain it either. Different guy entirely."
HisEnglishTeacher
from Third Period
"Drake wrote a genuinely thoughtful essay on discipline and consistency. I'm told he wrote it the night before a practice he skipped. The irony has been noted in my gradebook."
NotDrakesDad
from The Kitchen, Mid-Lecture (Receiving, Not Giving)
"I asked one question about the singing hologram. One. I received a forty-five minute presentation with cited sources. She is software. I said that once and I am still hearing about it."
Marshall
from His Own Website, Actually
"He's fine I guess. He made me watch forty minutes of an anime to 'get the context' for one joke. The joke was mid. Anyway, marshallfan.club exists."