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★ BREAKING: Pan Kids Three Weeks Out, Drake Spotted at Mall Food Court for Fourth Consecutive Day ★★ Coach Announces Extra Training Sessions; Drake Announces He Is 'So Busy Right Now' ★★ Local Teen Answers Question From Parent; Full Syllable Recorded ★★ Area 14-Year-Old Explains Anime Plot for 45 Minutes to Family That Asked About His Day ★★ Report: Fridge Restocked at Noon, Declared 'Basically Empty' by 4 PM ★★ Drake Cites 'Recovery Day' for Sixth Straight Day; Investigators Unable to Locate Original Workout ★★ Father Notes Hatsune Miku Is Software; Drake Responds With Slideshow ★★ Straight-A Report Card Delivered to Family in Monosyllables ★★ Drake's Friends Confirm He Talks; Family Demands Evidence ★★ Tournament Registration Confirmed; Training Status Listed as 'He'll Figure It Out' ★

★ BREAKING: Pan Kids Three Weeks Out, Drake Spotted at Mall Food Court for Fourth Consecutive Day ★★ Coach Announces Extra Training Sessions; Drake Announces He Is 'So Busy Right Now' ★★ Local Teen Answers Question From Parent; Full Syllable Recorded ★★ Area 14-Year-Old Explains Anime Plot for 45 Minutes to Family That Asked About His Day ★★ Report: Fridge Restocked at Noon, Declared 'Basically Empty' by 4 PM ★★ Drake Cites 'Recovery Day' for Sixth Straight Day; Investigators Unable to Locate Original Workout ★★ Father Notes Hatsune Miku Is Software; Drake Responds With Slideshow ★★ Straight-A Report Card Delivered to Family in Monosyllables ★★ Drake's Friends Confirm He Talks; Family Demands Evidence ★★ Tournament Registration Confirmed; Training Status Listed as 'He'll Figure It Out' ★

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